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Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.
I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!
by Hoody802 August 30, 2016
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cotton-pony

"I cant go swimming with you today, As I am riding the cotton-pony!".
by ChrisBling January 18, 2006
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riding the cotton pony

having a period; menstruating.
better put a plastic sheet on the sofa before thunderthighs sits down, she's riding the cotton pony.
by Dunky Oggins November 23, 2003
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Cotton Carl

Pooping into a sock and then hitting somebody with it.
Joe was being a deuche so I gave him a cotton carl.
by David Cantonicle September 20, 2006
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don't cotton to

Southern United States slang phrase meaning do not like, agree with or mistrust. As in 'those two boxers don't cotton each other.
by J.Birmingham January 20, 2009
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Colton

Definitely not gay and has the biggest dick energy. Probably eats ass on the daily. Probably not gay tho
Colton is big dick energy
by Biggestdickenergy December 6, 2018
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Colton

Colton is kind of a unique figure, he can be serious, sometimes even cocky. Colton doesn't know how to let people in, he has a barrier around his heart at all times. It can be very hard to try to get to know the real him because he is quite guarded. He dresses very sensual and has a taste for cinnamon. He is also very passionate about word searches and movies-trust me don't get him started. His eyes hide a lot, but when you look into them, they are the most beautiful eyes you will ever see. His smile seems to have the ability to melt your heart even when you don't want it to. If you find yourself lucky enough to have a Colton like this, enjoy your time with him while you can
"why is that guy so dressed up"?
"Oh him?, That's just Colton".
by Idontlikeanyonesogoaway February 9, 2020
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