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Dirty Conan

when a sexual partner suddenly shoves a unlubercated corn cob up your ass.
It was fun with her until she did a dirty conan to me.
by 👋 hello June 29, 2020
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by ho berry May 16, 2008
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Connecticut Chimp

to do something with insane intensity, or to eat something with insane intensity. Remember that chimpanzee that ate that lady's face? yeah, that's what you're about to do when you say this phrase.
Me: Dude, back the fuck up, or I'll go all Connecticut Chimp on your ass!
Asshat: Ok, you win!

Me: I haven't eaten all day, I'm about to go Connecticut Chimp on these nachos!
by reelbigdave March 10, 2009
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Chessnut Connection

A connection that gets disconnected really often (at least once per 5 mins), also known as a "Chessnut Connection".
Dang, I DCed again, I have such a Chessnut Connection!
by Patje September 8, 2007
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Nigger Connection

When one doesnt have internet but connects to their neighbors Wifi and steals their internet. Mostly black people do this but the name doesnt change when a white person does it.
Mike: Damn it, call of duty is laggin big time, this kid has one bar, probly stealin from his neighbor

Nick: Yea people with a nigger connection are always fuckin up my game and slowin down my porn downloads
by calaburrito15 January 16, 2012
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mark conn

(noun): Mark Conn}: a narcissistic fraudulent person who seeks out generous people as an easy mark and will con and deceive them out of their money, love, time and attention. They leave their victims flabbergasted, broken and broke and give no fucks about their unethical asshole behavior. Mark Conns tend to heavily drink whiskey and play poker until their house is foreclosed.
Synonyms: swindler, grifter, drifter, loser, hater, bully, cheater, hustler, con-man, credit hacker

(verb): to get Mark Conn'd}.: When an innocent person is seen as mark or easy target and then they are conned, played and deceived via romance, charm or pity for their own pathetic lives into getting all the innocent person's money, love, time and attention. Fraud.
Present Tense: Mark Conn, Mark Conning; Past Tense: Mark Conn'd

(adjective): Mark Connish}: When some asshole you meet shows Mark Conn} prey-like behaviors or traits and you are afraid of getting swindled and conned.
Example Mark Conn Noun: "Did you hear about Mark Conn? He totally took that lady for all she was worth! What a dick."
Example Mark Conn'd Verb: "OMG that guy took your ass for a ride and took all your money and time. Yo, you got Mark Conn'd!"
Example Mark Connish Adjective: "I got a bad feeling about your new boyfriend. I think he's Mark Connish and will steal and play you. I think you should call the 5-0 and block his number."
by rancod22 August 16, 2017
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Conando

A character played by Conan O' Brien on The Tonight Show. The character is used durring a segment called Los Noches De Passion, and is always quite ridiculous.
"Yo Soy...CONANDO!"

His catch-phrace as Conando
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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