A person who is conservative and libertarian. They often watch content creators such as Alex Jones and believe in a lot of things that most people would consider conspiracy theories. Also known as cocoa conspirators.
'My cocoa grandma told me she thought the earth was flat'
'My Mum's friend is cocoa, she's always watching Alex Jones'
'My Mum's friend is cocoa, she's always watching Alex Jones'
by ellema23 January 27, 2023
Get the Cocoamug. by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025
Get the Cocoa beanmug. by Curb.stomp October 15, 2017
Get the cocoa dyno-bitesmug. When you place cocaine on your partner’s sphincter, and then you put your nostril up to said sphincter; and your partner farts the puff of cocaine up your nostril.
by Allen Bruce January 16, 2021
Get the Cocoa Puffmug. Both of America's most-popular "muddy brown" beverages --- da steaming wintertime drink and da "classic crimson bottle" soda --- have a heavy dose of stimulants in them even when imbibed separately, but if you combine them and then guzzle da resulting "mixed drink", you'll get such a massive jolt from said "Cocoa-Cola" dat it may send you straight into orbit!
by QuacksO June 6, 2023
Get the Cocoa-Colamug. by EF Tedenfred May 18, 2010
Get the Cocoa Knifemug. I hope that baby momma doesn't start working at the club and ends up losing her Cocoa Beach virginity
by Triplej4y August 1, 2021
Get the cocoa beach virginmug.