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A Bill Clinton

The sexual act of recieving felatio while maintianing a perfect telephone conversation. Mastery of this act is considered achieved if one can ejaculate during the conversation without the person on the line suspecting anything is abnormal.
My mom called last night and just to mess with me Suzie gave me A Bill Clinton.
by S Gill January 26, 2007
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Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.
Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.
by Osama Obama September 21, 2007
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The Bill Clinton of Marching Band

“Harry George, you are the Bill Clinton of Marching Band” -D C
by Dryeye May 6, 2021
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President Clinton

Former Governor of Arkansas elected 42nd President of the United States in 1992 defeating incumbent George H. W. Bush
President Clinton inherited a recession and massive deficits from the previous administration, but he restored the economy and fiscal responsibility all while under constant attack by the vast right-wing conspiracy. After two terms he left office with a record budget surplus.
by Mr.Juan-derful December 13, 2010
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Shrillary Rodham Clinton

The pain caused by the incessant whining and screaming of this woman has got to be second only to having your eye sockets rimmed out with a malfunctioing Dremel MotoTool. Quite possibly there is no other person on earth filled with such hate and vitriol. Oh, and this demon sent from Hell wants to be President.
After having to put up with hearing Shrillary Rodham Clinton rage on and on over how she is against the Military action in Iraq, I had to have a pint of blood drained from each of my ears. What a hypocrite!
by Tiberius1701 September 14, 2008
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Bill Clinton Special

To receive a blowjob from a co-worker without making said event public knowledge.
"Did you see James yesterday?"
"No, I bet he got a Bill Clinton special last night"
by TheShaqAttaq January 22, 2017
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Hillary Clinton

Hillary Rodham Clinton was the First Lady of Arkansas before serving as First Lady of the United States. She is married to ex-President William "Bill" J. Clinton. Her focus is mainly on children, women's rights, and medical advancements.

-She initiated such projects like the Adoption and Safe Families Act of 1997, Save America's Treasures program, and the Millennium Project.
-She helped the many veterans of World War II to find out about an awful illness caused by Agent Orange.
-She is regarded as the most openly empowered presidential wife in history next to Eleanor Roosevelt.
-She was one of the first of her time to speak out against the Taliban's poor treatment of women.
-She is the first First Lady to run for elected office, and the first to win
-She is the Senator of New York
-Secured $21.4 billion to help clean up after the 9/11 attacks in New York
-Is considered a Liberal
-Her main views are to fight terrorism, support working families, independent markets/press/branches of government, strong united nations, universal health care, eliminating without criminalizing abortion, and believes that states should decide whether or not gay marriage should be legal

And finally, she is a part of the group that recognizes that not all East Asians are terrorists.
Who do you want for President in 2008? Dick, or the woman who's husband's dick got blown?

"Our lives are a mixture of different roles. Most of us are doing the best we can to find whatever the right balance is . . . For me, that balance is family, work, and service." -Hillary Clinton
by cirumaru September 21, 2005
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