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Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.
Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.
by Halbey June 8, 2010
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clapping my ass

1.) when a song that has a rather catchy beat comes on aka a bop, and you want to dance to it. (Verb)

2.) Also can be used to describe yourself as the claps in a song, also meaning you are dancing really hard to the song when it was recorded! (Also verb)
Clapping my Ass: A figure of speech when you like a song and want to dance to it

1.)*sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato comes on*

“OMG THIS IS MY SONG IM ABOUT TO CLAP MY ASS, SUCH A BOP”
*proceeds to dance*

2.)“Okay you hear that in the background?? That’s my ASS CLAPPING.”
by felich December 29, 2017
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Clarking

Losing all your money at the casino. Not knowing when to quit.

Like Clark Griswald in Vegas Vacation.
Man, the tables took everything.

Yup, I saw you Clarking it big time.
by JUlCEBOXHERO March 2, 2011
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the clamping plate

Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...
the clamping plate

The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.
by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005
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Clapping hams

We was clapping hams last night, it was dope.
by Jimmy Flamingo June 17, 2018
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Clarking

Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.
A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"
by grunderpump July 2, 2011
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CLARKING

Clarking is when you take two fingers and use them as an ass didlo.
Mrs Clark do you know what clarking is?

Did you see Jeffery clarking himself in the Atrium?
by eppes November 7, 2008
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