Carrot Milk

A milk beverage made by Liv Hatley. Made by mixing fresh carrot in a glass of milk. Used to give energy to people before going running. Can also be made with many other vegetables. Was first made on December 22, 2011. This is delicious to drink before exercise or after them as well. If you want a drink that is smooth as silk try Liv Hatley's famous Carrot Milk.

Liv: Hey sweetie, do you feel like going running? I already stretched and did my warm ups. And I got a treat for you when you're done.

Ben: What is it? Its not carrot cake again?

Liv: No, even better! Its Carrot Milk! You just take a glass of milk and mix fresh carrots with it.

Ben: (takes off running) Oh sweet! This is going to be good.

Liv: It sure will! One of the best energy shakes you ever drank. And I know what I'm talking about. I've been coaching you for years. You are going to love this!

Ben: (jogs back to her) Whew! That was a workout-and-a-half. I need something creamy.

Liv: Here, drink this Carrot Milk. That's delicious! I'll try it out on the grandkids, too. They might love it.

Ben: (starts doing Hatley Squats) Wow! This stuff is silky. Carrot Milk rules!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 27, 2011

Carrot fetish

When you love carrots very much and use them as dildos

Bishop shoved a carrot up his greasy butthole because he has a carrot fetish

by PigeonTurtle November 1, 2016

Greasy carrot

A girl who just got a spray tan. She looks like a glazed carrot and smells like popcorn

Damn, did you see that girl? She's definitely a greasy carrot

by Hsmithy March 4, 2017

Carrot Sucker

1. The definition of every girl at lunch time.
2. The way that every women learns how to suck cock.

Want to come to soccer? asked maria
Julie replied no, I need to learn how to be a Carrot Sucker

by the_one_and_only_boi March 22, 2018

carrot knobbing

Messing around for no apparent reason.

I was trying to do some work, then my friend burst into my room and we were carrot knobbing all night.

by DannyBoiStreams September 13, 2018

bow carrot

A carrot, or, more often referred to as a Penis, is bent in shape. This particular penis often belongs to that of a Ginger Bitch.

Rapist: wow, Imma suck your dick little kid!
Kid: are you sure mister? Its a bow carrot?
Rapist: I guess we'll just stick to you ass today.
Kid: aw shucks

by gayrapist September 27, 2017

carrot bitch

A girl who spray tans too much

That carrot bitch is so orange she looks like a construction sign.

by carrotbitch August 14, 2017