buttmunch

A man who is a noncomittal source of annoyance while demonstrating a frustrating lack of responsiveness

Brad's slow or non-existant response time makes him a buttmunch.

by Jen June 4, 2003

buttmunchereatercheater

When you munch on someone's butt then eats someone else therefore being a cheater!

Girl 1: Why did you break up with him?

Girl 2:Well we did it and he was a buttmuncher, but then his "business trip" was to be a buttmunchereatercheater.

Girl 1: :0

by pissed off exgirlfriend August 1, 2011

Bukum

(pronounced buk;m) Water.

Can I have some bukum, please. I am thirsty.

by Thebigdicktionary February 7, 2019

bufumufu

A stupid word with no meaning!

You are the biggest bufumufu I know!

by mdunnet October 9, 2006

Buttmunch

A fag; a homosexual.

1. Hey Buttmunch, get over here and suck me off already.

by Buttfuckme April 12, 2018

Bucumschnuff

A know it all when it comes to marijuana.

book-um-shnuff

Just because you smoked a joint doesn't make you a bucumschnuff!

by Dr. Bucum May 15, 2006

Butemy

It's the ugliest and dumbest creature alive! Yes, the Butemy, hideous and stupid. The rare Butemy mates by staring another Butemy (regardless of sex, skin color, and shoe size) in the eyes. Come see it now for 2 dollars, an extra 3 gets you a blindfold.

The butemy made ruth laugh.

by Nick K September 25, 2003