Busted Condom

Noun: A child who was not wanted by their parents, and who is obviously not wanted by their present company.

He's just a busted condom.

by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003

busted bitch

A female who does not take care of her appearance.

Krystal is a poor ass, busted bitch

by Jon Doe November 15, 2006

busted tees

hot girls, stuuuuupid t shirts.

I AM A BLACK MAN busted tees

by Titsy McHard August 20, 2008

busted trunk

n. When it comes time in a porn star's life, her ass dramatically sags, and the guys in the film slap it like a banjo.

"She was a pretty hot bitch, but now her ass is a busted trunk, and reeks of sardines."

"During the filming of 'Prom Night', Mercedes got a busted trunk."

by MMjr March 27, 2009

Busted Condom

A man with a shaved head wearing a turtleneck

"Damn, motherfucker, you look like a goddamned busted condom!"

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

busted tees

1. Advertisers who spam the hell out of urban dictionary
2.The t shirts that you see on that kid with the long greasy hair and zitty face at school. Who thinks hes funny. And has no friends. And smokes crack

John: Dude did you see that faggot with that stupid shirt on from busted tees?
Fred: Yeah, that kid is pretty gay.
John: Do you want to go in the bathroom and exchange blowjobs?
Fred: Totally.

by i got a bad case of duck butter May 9, 2008

busted tailight

Having sex with a woman with one leg.

John: So I was doing this chick and I kicked out her prosthetic!
Mike: Oh a busted tailight?

by michael smego January 18, 2008