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Lay Down a Bunt

While giving you a two-fisted handjob your girlfriend slides her top hand up your shaft while bending your cock almost horizontal and away from her to avoid getting splooged on.
"My old lady nearly tore my cock off trying to lay down a bunt last night."
by Windy Pig August 9, 2007
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Iranian Bunt Cake

When an overweight American with poor hygiene purchases a spouse from an overseas bridal market.
Did you hear? Gene-O married that Chinese girl he bought.

Oh, he pulled the ol' Iranian Bunt Cake. Nice.
by VLR January 13, 2008
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Bunt Faced Cooter

1) when a girl is being a real wench
2) when a guy is being a real puss
1) "I came home last night and tried to put it in the poop shoot, but my lady was being a real Bunt Faced Cooter"

2) "Yo, bro, you want another frosty bronson?"
"No, I'm ok with just this one"
"Stop being such a Bunt Faced Cooter and slam another coldie"
by Hugsnotdrugs July 12, 2007
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i got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st right now..
by jecca September 21, 2003
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Cunt Bunt

Similar to a bunt in baseball
When a male ejaculates on his hand and slaps someone with his penis.
Male -I'm gonna cum
Female-Cunt bunt on me
Male-okay *continues to cum on his penis and slaps her on the face*
by Bigdaddyboy March 2, 2021
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Bunting Shaft

Going to visit a friend or someone close to you in their time of need
Oh yeah i had to go pay my friend Rich a visit here.”
“Oh so you did a bunting shaft?”
by TheFirstFloor March 27, 2025
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bunt

The bunt is otherwise known as the anus, or anal sphincter, a combination of the words butt and cunt as it is the butt cunt. It is a softer, less gender-determined derogatory statement to call someone a "bunt." This is appropriate given that a "bunt" in baseball is an asshole move, and a bundt cake is a round hole that is edible if not always your first choice. A person who is a bunt is an asshole, often full of shit but serving some functional purpose that is generally respected.
"That guy is a real bunt"

"Fuck that bunt"
by SayethI September 4, 2017
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