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Bryson theory

Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt
Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.
by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021
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bryson button

A sexy ass mf that never misses, he also needs a big booty anime bitch.
Have you seen Bryson Button he’s hella cute and never misses you should be his friend‼️
by Aotman February 19, 2021
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bryson clayton

he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet! bestest ever x infinity and beyond! also THE cutest boy everrrrr! you da best!:)
wow is that THE bryson clayton the third?
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Bryson Stott

He is the second baseman for the Philadelphia Phillies. He has a daughter on the way which makes every woman in the world jealous and want to kill his wife. Women of Philadelphia and Mays Landing watch the Phillies solely for the purpose to hear his walkup song and to see him hit home runs. Boyfriends hate Bryson Stott but can’t help appreciate his greatness.
Bryson Stott hit another grand slam, babe look away now!!!!!
by Jerbroks October 16, 2023
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The Bryson

The Bryson is a rather rare species. A narrow, long head creature that contains a larger than usual penis that it uses to destroy hood boogers. The Bryson doesn’t have a high level of intellect as it can’t tell between the offensive and defensive side of the ball. The species is also broke.
OMG Honey! Those moves in the bedroom you used were hitting the spot. Where did you learn that?

Oh honey, just The Bryson DVD I downloaded.
by Darth_Vader1994 November 1, 2023
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Bryson

Just a typical uneducated grease monkey that the Army found laying around. Bryson normally sticks his Jimmy and anything that walks just to get a quick nut and an iced coffee.
Johnny, whatever you do; don’t be like your buddy Bryson”
by Darth_Vader1994 November 3, 2023
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