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a short white guy who somehow has the best rizz known to man. always finds a way to flex that he got blue eyes 😾. adam’s apple
yo bryson so smexy 🥰😽
bryson by StinkyFart7000 April 4, 2023
I give a Bryson about doing my jobs today.
Bryson by Highway 12 July 29, 2023
THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BE SITTING HERE.AND HERE'S THEIR ID TO PROVE IT.HE IS A SUPER BREED OF HUMAN THAT AGES SLOWER AND LIVES LONGER. DON'T YOU EVER QUESTION THE'RE POWER AGAIN..now parish.
someone:Hi sir are you-
some other guy:I'm bryson

someone:*dies*
Bryson by Jammer kp (real) May 17, 2023
Mad stupid negative rizz bully, but he is good at basketball.
"Ew, fatty (Bryson)" -Lucina and Kaia
Bryson by KamWhamBam June 26, 2023
Just a typical uneducated grease monkey that the Army found laying around. Bryson normally sticks his Jimmy and anything that walks just to get a quick nut and an iced coffee.
Johnny, whatever you do; don’t be like your buddy Bryson”
Bryson by Darth_Vader1994 November 3, 2023
A sexist, annoying, and AGGRESSIVE person that cannot keep his hands to himself and hits people for no reason and is just an overall asshole
I hate Bryson. Please for the life of me don’t be a bryson
Bryson by Olivegardn November 6, 2023