bruiser

Someone who does an incredibly good job on something.

Did you meet the new guitarist for our band? He is a real bruiser!

by Peter Ubik April 10, 2008

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Bruise hickey

1. a hickey on the same spot as a bruise.
2. usually given by disciplining your partner, then apologizing for it, and sucking it better.
3. the best kind is a simultaneous bruise hickey, which is done by magically punching and kissing the same exact place.

1. My girl got into a fight, and ended up bruised, so i made he whole body a bruise hickey.
2. she was super pissed at me, so she hit me with her heel, and then cried and begged to make it into a hickey.
3. i was totally doing the simultaneous bruise hickey last night, it was fuckin insane.

by vakee May 22, 2011

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Bruisey

(Adj.) used on west coast as an alternative to interesting

"Gnarly dude! That's totally Bruisey."

"I'm bruisen for a cruisin

by Brotally Bruisey February 13, 2017

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bruised vagina

Someone who's been hurt a lot, or is hurting . (Like having sex while your hoo-ha is bruised; hence the name)

*has break up,and is betrayed by bff*
"I feel like a bruised vagina"

by 96Oseuq96 June 22, 2017

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Bruised Knee

Slang for a chicks ass.

Damn, look at the bruised knee on that girl!!!

by FreddyKT November 27, 2017

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Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).

Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.

by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018

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