Brooklyn

"Brooklyn is fucking gay"

Brooklyn by Epic Definition Man April 28, 2019

Brooklyn

A cool borough, but the Bronx is still better because
1) The Bronx has City Island.
2) We have a zoo and a botanical garden.
3) The Manhattan numbering system continues into the Bronx, and unlike Brooklyn, we don't have 5 different confusing numbering systems at the same time.
4) The Bronx is one-quarter park space. Take that, Prospect Park!
5) The Bronx has more waterfront area.
6) The Bronx (Hunts Point) is the birthplace of hip hop. Amusingly the Bronx is also home to places that are so much the opposite of that, like Riverdale.
7) You actually can picture where you are in the Bronx, unlike Brooklyn which has that back-end feel to it.

I was walking in Brooklyn on 86th Street then all of a sudden it was East 59th Avenue and then that intersected with Bayridge 781st Boulevard. How confusing.

Brooklyn by Woodlawn September 28, 2004

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BrOoKLyN

Brooklyn is the ugliest, dirtiest slum in America. Half of the freakin place is like 99.9% black (East NY, Brownsville, Bed-Stuy) and some of the most dangerous places in America. The other half consists of run-down white and often Russian ghettos. Between all the Russian immigrants and the Bensonhurst Italians, you won't find 2 people who speak good English unless you go to Manhattan (The REAL City).

Between the cookie-cutter housing, dirty blocks, immigrants, welfare bums, and Cyrillic writing everywhere, you'll think you're in Soviet Russia.

BrOoKLyN by Morrie March 31, 2005

Brooklyn

The best borough of NYC . IF NIGGAS LIVIN IN BED STUY AND FLATBUSH AND BROWNSVILLE AND EAST NY COULD MOVE THE FUCK OUT MAYB TOWARDS LA OR PHILLY THEN BKLYN WOULD BE THE BEST PLACE > BROOKLYN ITALIANS MAKE THE BORO SO UNIQUE

get the fuck outta brooklyn u mamaluke!

Brooklyn by BROOKLYN CUGiiNe July 22, 2010