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oasis brightstowe

the definition would be, imagine dipping a rotten ham sandwhich in a homeless guys piss, mix it with bleach,spit in it, fill it with horse semen and eat it whilst watching inflation, furry, mpreg, vore 10 hour loop for 5 years. then add some chavs who steal your shit and threaten to stab you and some spastics who cant count past the letter g.
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by bacterial vaginitis September 29, 2020
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Dirty Brighton

The act of fingering your man’s asshole so he shits, then rubbing it on your clit to get wet before he eats you out.
Jessie performed a dirty Brighton to get wet when Nick couldn’t get her there.
by User 173974943081121 September 10, 2021
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A Jake Brightman

The act of pretending your casually in love with your girlfriend but you're actually an obsessed stalker who sniffs her when you hug.
Person 1: did you just see that guy sniff his girlfriend?
Person 2: he's such a Jake Brightman
by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017
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