College Breakfast

Any meal held in the afternoon consisting of mostly junk food, energy drinks, old leftovers, or most anything unhealthy. Often the first meal of the day for a poor college student.

Guy 1: Dude for my college breakfast today, I had poptarts, a rice krispy treat, a piece of beef jerky, and some gatorade.
Guy 2: Dude, you know its 4 pm right?

by unknovvnmike June 3, 2010

bull's breakfast

A real man's morning meal. A glass of water and a piece of ass.

need something to start your engine? well a bull's breakfast is more potent than black coffee.

by Sebastian Augustine January 6, 2008

Breakfast Nap

VERB-the action of continuing sleeping after waking up in the morning due to having insomnia, or pulling an all nighter the night before. This action is usually done between 9am-11am.

its doug awake now?
he was, but after that party last night, he decided to take a breakfast nap, so hes back asleep!

by The_awesome_boy June 13, 2011

BREXIT Breakfast

A BREXIT Breakfast is any popular Full Irish or Full English Breakfast that costs more after BREXIT or offers less portions.

I woke up April Fools' Day and ordered a BREXIT Breakfast and it cost twice as much as usual and didn't even have any fresh orange juice. What a fucking nightmare.

by No Hemingway November 13, 2018

Breakfast Meat

To wake up sporting morning wood in all its rigid glory.

Carl woke up sporting Breakfast Meat. Not wanting to let something that rigid go to waste, he gave it a good wanking before busting a nut and hitting the shower.

by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2015

Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.

"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.

I had a bachelors breakfast this morning with Jessica Alba :)

by bang blake December 30, 2008