breakfast of champions 

the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...

A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets

"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"

breakfast of champions by Stars of Mars March 14, 2007

Breakfast Coupon Shuffle

Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.

That guest was pissed dawg...pulled the ol' breakfast coupon shuffle and she was fine.

Breakfast Coupon Shuffle by T and D Associates August 21, 2008

breakfast clubbing 

Verb: The action of going to multiple restaurants, not just for breakfast, with friends or other people who are extremely indecisive. Usually it takes forever and you drive around town multiple times before anyone even has an Idea where they would like to eat.

Guy 1: Man did you remember that time we drove around forever because your friend couldn't make up his mind on what to eat?
Guy 2: Yeah, I really didn't plan to go breakfast clubbing that day, I needed to be somewhere.

breakfast clubbing by kariya kikkushin January 10, 2011

Breakfast Sammy 

When you peel them sticky morning pussy lips apart like a cheesy breakfast sandwich and eat her like a meal deal.

Got me a little breakfast sammy this morning from Rachel. Is my chin still glazed or did I get her all wiped off?

Breakfast Sammy by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018

breakfast burrito 

One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.

Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.

breakfast burrito by Virtualmikey July 8, 2004

breakfast of champions 

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.

breakfast of champions by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008

breakfast club 

also the breakfast club

the best movie i have ever seen in my life. its about a brain, a jock, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal who get a saturday detention for 9 hours and they get to know each other for who they really are, and not just what they look like.

i personally like the criminal. he can light a match on his teeth, and so can i.

"can i have my doobage?"

"he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

"you won't let a guy stick his tongue in your mouth, but you'll eat that?!?!"

breakfast club by im the criminal July 3, 2005