A dangerous and costly sex act wherein an attractive Brazilian man stimulates the woman's vagina by blowing a "raspberry" for approximately 45 minutes at a time. A very disorienting procedure, this can only safely be accomplished by men classically trained in the nearly forgotten Brazilian vibratory lip singing sport known as "mawanablowyamons".
Susan had purchased three sessions of Brazilian Blowout's during her 5 hour port visit from the cruise she had been saving up for. She knew that this "Brazilian Blowout" could be dangerous, but after ten years in the monastery she yearned to call out "Oh God, yes!" and not really mean it. She was working her way up to the mythical turfucken.
by John Boehners April 11, 2011
When the male inserts a doorknob up a freshley shaved ass hole. if the ass hole is not shaved it is considered as the rusty doorknob.
by scorallys January 18, 2010
A rich Brazilian Immigrant who is one part Sonia Braga, one part Gisele and one part Joana Prado. Usually a big fan of American hip hop. Loves to keep it real.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
When you fart in the shower and the stench of the fart mixes with the steam of the shower, thus creating a sauna-like effect of pure stink.
by niiiicccccxxx January 06, 2010
Matt: "Where are you going this weekend, Seth?"
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
Seth: "I'm gonna give my girl a Brazilian Blowout."
Matt: "Sweet."
by Luther23 April 08, 2010
by Richleadstheway April 28, 2022
n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.
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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.
Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.
I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.
Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.
Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.
I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.
Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.
by gnostic3 August 30, 2019