brandis smith

brandis smith means the coolest guys out there

girl: who’s that? he seems really cool
guy: oh that’s just brandis smith

by hsixjekzjxz October 30, 2019

Japanese brandy snap

When a group of men fill a cement mixer rotating at high speed with faeces, urine, blood and semen, then split it in half with a chainsaw, karate chop style, to give their female accomplice a dirty bukkake all over her face

That girl over there is a real kinky bitch, she might look innocent and girl-next-door, but she's into Japanese brandy snaps

by Colin Warnock January 2, 2012

Brandy

What a fine girl, what a good wife she would be.

But my life, my lover, my lady, is the sea.

Yeah, Brandy used to watch his eyes
When he told his sailor stories
She could feel the ocean fall and rise
She saw its ragin' glory
But he had always told the truth, Lord, he was an honest man
And Brandy does her best to understand!
(Doo, doo, doo, do do do!)

by Anony. Res November 24, 2023

Brandi C

BFF of Megan Hauserman

Brandi C and Megan are BFF goals

by ShiShu May 8, 2023

Brandy

A beautiful sexy black woman that takes no shit from anyone. She may seem nice and bubbly at first but don’t get on her bad side bc she’ll rock your world real quick. She likes to have a good time but is also responsible and serious when it is time to be. She has attitude and is a force to be reckoned with.

Girl: Who is that girl she is so ugly

Boy: Oh that’s Brandy and I advise you to change your tone before you get your ass wooped. Brandy don’t play.

by Petty Queen January 21, 2021

Brandy Wise

The act of yeeting a bottle of Brandy at some poor guy after stuffing the bottle full of shit.

Man, I totally don't regret hitting that dick with a Brandy Wise.

Bro, that dude got smacked in the face with a Brandy Wise.

by Sillydeadgirl October 28, 2019

Brandi

She wants to be loved, but doesn't want to be TOO loved. She wants to be loved on HER terms and you should just know when she wants it so you don't piss her off. You never want to piss off a Brandi.

Whoa, is that a Brandi???

by Rugaboo June 11, 2022