Bowser

n.An individual who blocks or attempts to block another from mating with the object of affection. Origins are the classic Mario video games where the Bowser character would prevent Mario from rescuing and procreating with the Princess.

"Dude, I almost made it with that chick until you told her I had AIDS. You're a total Bowser."

by Bobby Two-tone August 5, 2008

bowled

Hair cut your mother gave you as a child by cutting around a bowl on your head or a person sporting a bowl haircut resulting in getting dropped in on.

Nice bolwe cut I feel like dropping in on your ars...

by chris freeman May 17, 2005

bowned

I was tired of saying OWNED! so i decided to add a letter, a B!. Its uzed the same as owned.

(counter strike head shot iconsin upper right of screen: leet mofo is my user name)

Leet Mofo-:)Haxor el planet
Leet Mofo-:)Fug Joo
Leet Mofo-:)Momzor

Terrorists Win

(chat)
Leet Mofo:BOWNED!!!!111
mofacka:gj
fat dick:nice
fotmot:gj

by Vinnie Hohmann September 7, 2003

bossed

to hit someone in the face hard and not care if they like it or not

if this nigga dont shut imma bossed em som

by david harvin February 1, 2009

Bowser

1) A mario video game villian.

2) A kid in serious need of a shaving, who needs to put down the flannel and stop wearing pajama pants.

Bowser, either you shave off that dirtstache or I'll wax it off. I mean it.

by twat. December 13, 2008

Bowser hunting

Going to a public place where dogs are walked and photographing bowsers

Hey man, want to go to the park and go bowser hunting after lunch?

I can't, I don't have a camera.

by Fratsmurf October 8, 2011

Dry Bowser

A dehydrated blowjob.

We were stuck in the desert for over a week ,dehydrated, and I was horny as hell. She frosted her lips with sand like salt on a margarita and then proceeded to give me a dry bowser.

by BarryMcCockner May 12, 2017