Another term for a royal physician, or doctor
Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.
For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.
For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?
King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?
King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
Get the Guardian of the royal bowelsmug. 1. The Act of emptying your bowels.
2. Making suggestive almost fatherly noises revolved around shitting.
3. What Sammy does
2. Making suggestive almost fatherly noises revolved around shitting.
3. What Sammy does
John: What are you doing?
Sammy: Nothing, Mate. Just Boweling Around
Joseph: Oi Oi fam, we out here boweling
Sammy: I am The Bowel Fiend
Sammy: Nothing, Mate. Just Boweling Around
Joseph: Oi Oi fam, we out here boweling
Sammy: I am The Bowel Fiend
by LT boi June 16, 2022
Get the Boweling Aroundmug. The urgent, swift, and often painful need to evacuate the body post-consumption of the Taco Cabana "Cabana Bowl." This reaction is often contributed to by their large free salsa bar.
Man, we got pretty drunk and hit the Taco C, it was great but I woke up 4 hours later with a severe case of Cabana-Bowel. I couldn't sit right for hours.
Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!
Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!
by ZekeG August 9, 2012
Get the Cabana-Bowelmug. The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
by Arrackon May 29, 2010
Get the The Bowel Reportmug. Inspired by “blue balls,” this term refers to the feeling you get when you are starving at a restaurant and see the waiter approaching with food only to pass your table and bring it to other customers.
by Theboyssssssss February 27, 2022
Get the Blue bowelsmug. by QuarterStrife June 25, 2018
Get the nelly bowelsmug. by 1 in the pink 2 in the stink April 21, 2010
Get the bowels deepmug.