Double Buttery

When 2 guys stick their dicks in a woman's ears (1 in each) and then cum so it spurts back and covers their respective cocks. After this the men spread their cum covered cocks on the girl's tits like spreading butter on a buttery (this is most commonly used in Scotland)

Dave - "you see that bird over there by the bar?"
Jackson - "yeah, what about her?"
Dave - "Let's give her a double buttery"
Jackson - "sounds good"

by Ali T Swag March 24, 2017

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Matthew Botterill

An MLG 360 no scoper who is MLG and dabs on the haters too much.

This guy is a Matthew Botterill! oh wait...No-one can be as good as Matthew Botterill, the almighty dabber.

by AlmightyDabber August 23, 2017

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Bottery • battery • buttery • battery acid • botter • Battery Pack • Buttery Ass • Battery Dolly • battery low • battery operated boyfriend (bob)

Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

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Ass battery

Crystal meth that has been or will be injected into the anus.

I’m tired babe, Ima need a ass battery quick.

by Hazmatt10to2 November 21, 2020

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Reassurance Battery

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.

Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)

by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022

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