bonus

1. a reach around

2. an unexpected occurance (positive or negative)

1. the gay guys bonused eachother

2. positive :i aced my test! bonus!
negative: that test bonused me (notice past tense signifies negative)

by matt July 7, 2004

IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT!

A phrase originating from the video game Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2. The second half of the phrase originates from the phrase Believe it!. Originally used on the extras menu, it is used as an over enthusiastic response for something that one would not consider a "bonus" at all.
It is commonly used as punchline in a joke involving someone about to receive or do something somewhat desirable (engage in intercourse, win a prize on a game show, make a purchase). The second person mentions something very undesirable in addition to the initial object/act. The first person indicates their displeasure, while the second exclaims the phrase.

1: Congratulations! You've won a brand new car!
2: OMFG! This is the greatest day of my life!
1: But you'll have to time to use that car, as you've won a trip to maximum security prison!
2: WHAT?!
1: IT'S A BONUS! BELIEVE IT!

by Cube B September 1, 2007

Bonus Jonas

Frankie Jonas, the unknown, youngest Jonas brother.

I thought I was only getting 3 Jonas', but they threw in a bonus Jonas!

by The BAMF October 8, 2009

Christmas bonus

To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.

Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.

by TRX534 November 29, 2009

bonus level

an extra level of drunkenness. can only be unlocked with a particular drink known as pengbuzz®. you know you're on the bonus level when you're more smashed than everyone else, don't know what you're doing, can't remember anything from the night before.. or a combination of the three. however being on the bonus level does not entail a feeling of sickness. it is purely an enjoyable experience.

dude, we hit the bonus level last night

by Judge Fudge December 12, 2008

Bonus Bite

Regurgitating a palatable nugget of food that remains contained in the oral cavity, permitting you to swallow it again. It tastes just as good the second time around, thus prolonging the enjoyment of said nugget of food.

Gus: Dude that burp sounded pretty chunky.
Bruce: BONUS BITE! A little extra credit never hurt anyone!
Gus: Gross.

by Crusty&Cantankerous February 24, 2013

Bonus Waffle

Commonly known as a parting gift after a one night stand with your partner to let them know that you enjoyed their company.

The sex with John last night was terrible, but at least he gave me a bonus waffle before I left.

by munchbox April 26, 2013