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dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.
My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."
by _kris10 May 2, 2015
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beer bong

a device used to consume large quantities of beer really fuckin fast. usually made out of a length of tubing and a funnel.
i can beer bong a beer in under 3 seconds
by dan the man December 14, 2003
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bong of destiny

A bong created from satans horn, featured in the film tenacious D the pick of destiny, arguably the best band in the world

It gives the user capabilities to wrtite songs beyond his capabilities
by paulll November 9, 2007
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Cleaning the bong

To rub ones penis(usually during masturbation) which looks as if said one is cleaning a bong(device used to smoke drugs) until said one ejaculates.
Did you see Joey cleaning the bong over Megan last night.
by Ammo hog November 19, 2010
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fart bong

to fart in a botlle and inhale it
jonno just used this fart bong he found he doesn't know who farted in it though
by jasonjonno May 22, 2008
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bong hogger

a person or people who hold a bong and confide it to no one else
yo john pass the bong already you torched three nugs already

john: just one more

dave: what a bong hogger
by mr.bigbud420 June 28, 2009
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Bong Beard

Taking an overly powerful rip from the bong and consequentially having one's mouth area covered in bong water.

Specifically, when the bong water is old and has nasty shit floating around in it.
Bro 1: Damn dude that was a Huuuge rip... I think the biggest of my life yo...
Bro 2: And you got the bong beard to prove it.
Bro 1: Aw damn that shit's nasty
by Captain Bongbeard December 3, 2013
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