Boiled Egg

Someone who smells like Guerren Bass (really bad).

You are a Boiled Egg!

by YaBoiDaddy November 6, 2018

Boiled Banana

When a man of Asian decent receives oral pleasure, and upon orgasm allows the ejaculate to cascade down the genital grotto looking like a "boiled banana."

Last weekend at Peter Xiu's, had to go to the bathroom and walk right into a boiled banana!!

by Shlongmister2000 August 4, 2014

Boiled Owl

Slang term referring to women aged 65+. Generally used after
the "Silver Back" stage. So called due to the prominence of
wrinkles resembling an owl which has been boiled. Still doable.

So, the timeline is:

Cougar (40-50), Silver Back (50-65), Boiled Owl (65+)

I'd do her even though she's a boiled owl.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

bag boil

A boil or zit on your scrotum

"Harry did you see Terry's bag boil?" "Yeah he should really pop that thing!"

by Chief Nessler September 22, 2007

lance a boil

to squeeze an obnoxious person out of your circle of friends or away from yourself

She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."

by 22611 July 25, 2006

Boiling Noodles

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.

After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.

by yummyza January 3, 2007

boil a lobster

Accomplishing two things by doing one.

Similar to "killing two birds with one stone."

Let's boil a lobster and buy some snacks when we stop for gas.

by Akerman88 May 12, 2011