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blapper

A type of character created in the MMORPG City of Heroes. Blappers start out with the blaster archetype, which specializes in offensive prowess and long-range attacks but can't take as much damage as some others. However, the player then develops the powers of the character to boost their defense and melee attacks. The player basically tries to create turn the blaster into a scrapper, a tougher archetype specializing in melee attacks, while still enjoying the inherent offensive bonus of the blaster archetype.

Opinion of the effectiveness of such a strategy is mixed. Some insist it doesn't work, while others insist that they've had success creating such characters.

The word is a portmanteau of "blaster" and "scrapper".
what r u doin? get behind the tanks stop tryin to be a blapper
by Perceptor II January 11, 2009
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blumpcident

While getting a blowjob, you lose all control of yourself and accidentally shit your pants. If you are on a toilet, it is not a true blumpcident.
Dude, last night I was getting some head and I had a blumpcident.
by fvza4 November 10, 2009
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blappy

The feeling of utter bleakness (sadness) and euphoria (happy) at the same moment in time
The allure of the single life after my girlfriend left me made me feel blappy
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blumpcuzzi

recieve head and take a shit at the same time while in a jacuzzi
damn, chrystal knows how to give a great blumpcuzzi
by captain salmon1 April 11, 2010
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Blapple

the act of inserting your penis into another mans penis hole
by Blapples for everyone December 11, 2010
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Blumper

A blumper is a girl who takes a shit while giving a blowjob at the same time.
She was constipated and killed two birds with one stone by becoming a blumper last night.
by Bizz Jizz August 3, 2018
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Blumpadactyl

A sexual act that combines a pterodactyl (see definition) and a blumpkin (see definition) i.e. everyone is shitting. In order to perform this task you must have an unusual arrangement of toilets, 2 other friends, and a skankasaurous rex (see definition).
My two buddies and I got a blumpadactyl last night. That's it.
by a doucher May 21, 2011
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