Bluecheck

Noun- The shortened form of Blue Checkmark.

Bluecheck refers to a particularly obnoxious denizen of the Hellsite known as Twitter. Typical BlueChecks are Z-List celebrities and underpaid Journalists who hate their audience united by hopeless Twitter addiction and the shared delusion that a blue checkmark next to their name makes them famous and important.

Most (but not all) Bluechecks hold stereotypical American Liberal views but with a decidedly authoritarian bent. At best, they often favor mass media censorship. At worst, they want Communism imposed and CisHet White men stripped of voting rights.

Common Bluecheck hobbies include: Posting radioactive garbage political takes, responding to mild criticism of said takes with 20-tweet long tantrums, responding again to the same tweets by calling their critics "CHUDS" or "Incels," bringing up Gamergate then blocking them and crying to their followers about how mild criticism on the internet "endangers" them. Expect long threads gushing over <INSERT ESTABLISHMENT DEMOCRAT WITH A HORRIBLE RECORD ON MASS INCARCERATION & POLICE BRUTALITY HERE> and angrily lecturing everyone else on how we all have to ignore the Dem's shitty record and vote for them because "Muh hArM-rEdUcKShuN!"

Not to be confused with the equally annoying Right-Wing Bluecheck who is usually a washed up, Z-List TV Celebrity who makes their living starring in terrible Fundamentalist Christian Propaganda movies.

"Did you see that Bluecheck Tweeting about how the use of dogs to track escaped slaves in the South totally justifies Cruelle De Vil skinning puppies to make a fur coat?"

"No. She's already got me blocked."

"I tweeted 'LOL' in response."

"What did the BlueCheck do?"

"The Bluecheck quote-tweeted me in a 30-tweet long thread trying to claim I was a Fascist, a Gamergater and that because of my tweet she was in danger of being raped. Then she blocked me."

"What a cunt."

by BIllyoh! May 28, 2021

bluetooth

Used mostly to look cool, though it succeeds best in making normal people look stupid and/or crazy.

Sam: Whoa, check out the guy yelling at that palm tree. Is he mental?

Kevin: Nah, that's just some loser talking on his Bluetooth.

by Subterfuge April 1, 2008

going bluetooth

This is when a guy goes to the restroom hands free while peeing.

Four different styles of going bluetooth: Hands on the hips, Hands on the wall, hands to the side or hands up in the air waving to everybody and annoucing "Hey ma no hands!"

by GarvinS June 21, 2006

Blunth

In stoner terminology, going one month without smoking marijuana. This can be also be used plurally (see below).

John: "Mannn, it's been so long since I've blazed."
Ben: "How long man?"
John: "It's been about 6 blunths man.."
Ben: "Whaaattttt."

by K Santiago & Dunbar March 4, 2010

Bluetooth

A tropical disease caused by having a surfeit of copper or cobalt in the diet. This can manifest itself as a discolouration of the teeth and fingernails, usually turning them a blue colour.

Fogg's smile proved to the Royal Academy that he had indeed been around the world; for he had the dreaded Bluetooth!

by Lemmiwinks December 29, 2004

Bluetoot

When you are around someone and your farts start to smell like their farts.

Dude that smells like a Steve fart... Steve was that you or is someone in here tapped into your bluetoot!?

by Fart Simpson January 19, 2014

Bluehouse

refers to any person who is so sexy (both physically and intellectually) that had they known Frida Kahlo or her husband Diego Rivera, one of the pair would be willing to sleep with said person.
In other words, hot enough to sleep with Frida. Bluehouse is about having the appex of human qualities and talent. Being totally cool. Frida wouldn't sleep with just anyone.
Bluehouse refers to Frida Kahlo's famous house.
Frida and her husband slept with some famous people, including Trotsky.

Ex 1: Dang, brains, butt, that girls got it all. She's totally bluehouse.
Ex 2: Upon looking in the mirror to check your new outfit: "I am so bluehouse right now."

by Claytonain September 24, 2005