blueberry muffin

a blueberry muffin is a diseased vagina.

i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.

by sexytime27 May 26, 2008

dunkin donuts blueberry iced coffee

the most delicious iced coffee beverage ever created

gonna get me some dunkin donuts blueberry iced coffee, cause its the blueberry yum yum

by dan-o420 August 22, 2008

Sexual Blueberry Pancake

A sexual blueberry pancake occurs when an exceptionally beautiful woman coerces a man into taking MDMA, or ecstasy. Then in his state of euphoria and heightened intimacy she places a cake over his penis and proceeds to perform oral sex through the cake.

Guy 1: She gave me a sexual blueberry pancake last night!
Guy 2: How do you even remember?
Guy 1: I don't, she posted it online.

by pastrielover March 20, 2011

Blueberry

Something said when someone appears to be talking to themselves and the only explanation is that they better be using bluetooth. Blueberry is said for discretion.

(weird person walks by talking to thin air)
Maria: Blueberry!

by momo1616 May 27, 2010

blueberry icecream

a mixture of sperm, sweat, and slime from a bluewaffle, made into lubrication.

after i found out my girlfriend had a bluewaffle, i made some blueberry icecream and saved on the price of lubricant.

hey honey, do we have any blueberry icecream left?

blueberry icecream works so well; i knew a bluewaffle would be good for something.

by wario1317 June 10, 2011

Blueberry cream cake

The act of performing intercourse through the zipper holes in blue jeans of both sexual partners (only in heterosexual relations)

My lunch break ends in ten minutes, still have time for a blueberry cream cake.

by Stratford Clan April 11, 2016

Got My Blueberries

A phrase used to make everyone aware that you are completely ready for anything and everything. Often used to describe having finished packing for a holiday or having all your belongings with you at one time.

EXAMPLE ONE:
Momma: Everyone ready to go to the airport?

Daddy: Everyone packed?

Child: GOT MY BLUEBERRIES!

EXAMPLE TWO:
Speaker 1: I've lost my bag!

Speaker 2: Well, I've got my blueberries where the hell were you?

by CHRISTINAWEENER February 5, 2010