Fake Blonde

Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.

"Hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing"

by 2 Madre October 10, 2008

blondefish

A girl with blonde hair who has a horrible attention span, in reference to the notoriously short attention span of the goldfish. Usually diagnosed with ADHD.

"Kelley, forget it, you keep texting that bro and not paying attention to what I'm saying. I don't even want the Adderall anymore, you need it. You're such a blondefish."

"What?"

by MoFauxHawk November 23, 2011

Politically Blonde

Pertaining to a Blonde Woman who has run for a political office, such as Commissioner, Mayor or President. A Smart Blond Woman going up against the political grain. Considered by society a dumb blond judged by her looks. The Politically Blonde Woman wears Plenty of pink.

Is this Legally Blond out of her mind thinking she can win an election?

Does this Politically Blonde chic think she can change the system?

Political Barbie must have shopped in the Barbie aisle.

by HonorandFaith December 9, 2012

Smart blonde

A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!

The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.

by Cheesy and dangerous. July 19, 2014

Blonde

beautiful people...just like brunettes, redheads, and whatever color hair. Its a way to express your personality.

If your not a natural oh well you can be just as beautiful. stupid or intellegent. everyone is beautiful in thier own way. come people have some self confidence, resepect learn to take a joke and have fun!!!! it is a part of life!!!

by I dont care how they do it February 26, 2005

blonde moment

A moment in time were a stupid action is done or a stupid question is asked that only blonde people would do. Blonde moments happen to any one.

Example1: the teacher explains that you have to write what is on the board, and then the teacher asks "Any questions" and a student ask "what do we have to do?"
Example2: a student comes in late then asks "can i go to the bathroom?"
Example3:when you repeat something some one said in class seconds after the person said you just had a blonde moment

by Emir Lopez February 10, 2008

blond

doesnt get any darker than the sandy color of a lions mane. get that through your head people.

That man has blond hair.

by Traveling Bob August 10, 2006