hooptie bling

Hooptie + Bling Refers to extraneous, unnecessary, typically obnoxious accessories that far exceed the value of the vehicle in cost. Hooptie bling would include but is not limited to: $4000 wheels on a 1980 Honda Civic; $2500 in dash DVD player in a '95 GEO Metro; multi screen car audio video entertainment center with, in playstation and DVD changer installed in a $215 Ford Escort whose owner also felt overwhelming inclined to place a set of $4500 24 inch spinners on as well even though it barely runs and has a cardboard window held in place with staples and duct tape. Do not confuse hooptie bling with a vehicle that has been riced, although similar in stupidity, these two cultural phenomenons typical clash, as their respective enthusiasts do not agree on much more than the insatiable desire to spend thousands of dollars on useless junk for hoopties that barely run.

T Spent 37 months of McDonalds pay checks on hooptie bling so he could get a hoochie!

by Malagent May 24, 2006

bling

Shiny/jewellery/car/ expensive things

Have u seen her house? It's bling bling, have u seen his car? How bling!

by Germ July 25, 2008

Bling Blap

Better than bling bling; more expensive.

"Dude, did you see the bling blap on that rapper? He had at least 12 gold and platinum chains around his neck!"

by KillahhCaityy January 19, 2009

bling free

One who is without need of flashy things to draw attention to oneself or to make oneself feel as if they are important.

Keepin it REALLY real.

bliggy has been Bling Free since 1976.

by bliggy August 25, 2004

Baby Bling

Celebrity babies adopted or conceived for publicity purposes.

Madonna headed to Africa to pick up some baby bling.

by Rob Bonner November 13, 2006

bling blong

Bling Bling Worn By White Suburban Kids Or Milkshakes Endorsing Boost Mobile

Frylock: What're you wearing?
Master Shake: Bling blong baby. It represents my lifestyle and stratus as street-savvy irreverant youth who lives large, yet hunger for the next level in life. You know, Boost Mobile is the premium yoth foocus communication network and instant gateway to opportunities. That's the chirp! I gotta take this. Hey, where you at dawg?!

by Rudy90745 May 15, 2008

God Bling

Large crosses worn around the neck of a musician, ment to look like precious metal. Usualy encrusted with diamonds or a like material.

Hey G, check out this new God Bling I gots 'round my niz-eck. Those is real ice.

by Veginoodles February 1, 2007