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Throw those BITCH’s in the blender

When u don’t pull out on time and the girl got pregnant. Duh!
Throw those BITCH’s in the blender. Cause who cares.
by Duck devil 69 June 11, 2019
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Open Blender Banana Shake

A sexual practice (anal sex). First one partner cums in the others asshole. Then the other farts in order to spray the cum all over the first partner's face. May also be called "dirty buckshot".
-You know man I have recently tried doing the open blender banana shake
-Cool, how was it?
-well I don't actually see the benefits of this practice
by hankprostokat May 4, 2018
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To leave the lid off the blender is to invite disaster by rushing into something unprepared. It comes from the mess created by forgeting to check the lid is on properly on a blender leading to the walls getting coated in whatever it contained.
Guy 1: Dude! You didn't revise?
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I'm totally leaving the lid off the blender.
by whatifweasel March 20, 2009
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

It means i love what you've done with your couch setup.
ill stick your arms in a blender and skin you alive

my penis is sad :(

Yeah i like strudel too
by meowu80u80 March 15, 2010
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a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"
by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022
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Blender

When you have a problem with something or someone, you throw it inthe Blender.” Basically telling someone and or the issue that your gonna blend it or fuck it up.
“God forgive me imma sinner, I put niggers in that blender.”
by anonymous May 18, 2025
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