Lola Blakely

Lola Blakely is a public figure who advocates for sex-positivity. She is passionate about strengthening society’s intimate relationships. She is a radio broadcaster with a sex educational talk show called Lola's Lessons. The show has run 2 seasons and the pilot episode of the first season aired in July 2023.

Lola Blakely

by Lola lessons December 24, 2023

complete bakery

Complete Bakery is another way of saying you’re baked/cooked, or what had happened is really bad.

It is a complete bakery in here bro.

by mixedupsicko November 21, 2024

Lilly Blakey

A gorgeous woman who’s amazing in every way. Shes funny, cute, caring, and kind. Shes always looking out for her friends and is ride or die. Most importantly, shes my partner, my girlfriend, my pretty girl.

Person1: “Yeah! Did you know Gabriel is dating Lilly Blakey?”

Person2: “Yeah I saw! They’re so cute together!”

by HiPrettyGirl! January 11, 2025

Chinese Bakery

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.

It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!

by Airza May 7, 2025

Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.

"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."

by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010

Asad's Bakery

The gluteus maximus of a man(debatable) named named Asad, its so big it has its own gravitational field.

"Bro, did you see Asad's cake?"
"Damn, bro got the whole bakery. I wanna clap Asad's bakery."

by ChadTirmizey May 25, 2023