Poor Man’s Bidet

This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.

The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!

by Miquelito6233 March 6, 2023

Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.

They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.

by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012

Irish bidet

After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.

I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.

by Jessup the wise January 26, 2022

Irish Bidet

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with

I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet

by Skinny Junior December 30, 2021

american bidet

Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.

Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.

by Jobungus October 3, 2023

Golden Bidet

"Golden Bidet" When one party (in a sexual encounter) Urinates on another's anus to clean them after they have defecated.

A Golden Bidet should clean this up nicely.

by Thirty-seconds January 4, 2024

Reverse Bidet

The act of simulating a woman's vagina with your fingers to the point of orgasm in such a vigorous manner that she ejaculates and defecates herself at the same time.

Johnny pulled a reverse bidet on Sally last night and she was completely embarrassed, they had to throw away the sheets.

by FkcdOffCO July 13, 2022