Bachmann Christmas

When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.

Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.

by Raptor1042 December 14, 2014

Bachelor's Degree

Bachelor's Degree: A sheet of paper and myth to intercity kids.

A teacher, usually named Will, tries to prepare his intercity students for college and a Bachelor's Degree through rigorous PE classes and detention.

DiQuan told his class that he was going to be a Unicorn trainer at the zoo after he gotten his Bachelor's Degree. The class laughed cuz they all knew a degree was a myth.

by The Moose on fire October 10, 2018

P.D.Q. Bach

Fictional wacky and zany composer made up by wacky and zany real composer genius Peter Schickele. He has made many albums that are funny parodies of classical music and music in general and has won many awards. P.D.Q. stands for pretty damn quick but only Schickele knows the truth. Peter can be found at the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople.

Have you heard any P.D.Q. Bach?
Awesome comedy--totally cool!

by thedzone October 12, 2009

Confirmed Bachelor

A common euphemism in the 40s and 50s, used as a polite word to describe a homosexual man.
Can also be used in the context that someone does not want to marry.

Don't try to flirt with Michael. He is a confirmed bachelor, in case you didn't know.

by DarkGarrett April 15, 2013

Bachi

Girls from "Bachi" or Bachillerato Anáhuac (catholic high school located in México's wealthiest city, San Pedro, Garza García) who pretend to be religious, usually smoke and drink a lot, have lots of money and are really spoiled. They have a strongly hoarse voice, and spend all day gossiping. They go out every weekend with San Pedro's highest society.
It is the only Bachillerato Anáhuac high school in the country.

See also: C.E.C.V.A.C.

Boy: What school are you from?
Girl: I'm from Bachi...
Boy: Oh, never mind, you're spoiled.

by 12401b September 6, 2011

Bachelor Day

November 11, a day represented by four digits of 1, dubbed by young single Chinese. The "Bachelor Day" has been initiated by single college students and, although enjoys no holiday leave, has become a vogue of the day among single white collars.

I wish I could get lucky on the Bachelor Day this year.

by David Guan November 10, 2008

Bachelor of Fake Science

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).

Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.

by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012