Improper Benefits Bowl

College football game played on Sep. 17, 2011 between THE Ohio State Buckeyes and the Miami Hurricanes (also a rematch of the 2002 National Championship game). Noteworthy because both programs are currently under serious NCAA investigation for receiving several "improper benefits" such as cash and discount tattoos in exchange for team memorabilia (OSU), and yacht cruises and sex parties (UM), all widely covered in the mainstream media.

ESPN presents "The Improper Benefits Bowl" sponsored by Fine Line Ink Tattoos and the South Beach Yacht Club.

by Andy Vanman September 18, 2011

The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

high benefits

Something a girl or guy wants to have with you without calling you his or her bf/gf. Basically sexual relations without a label for you.

Regan: Imma make you my friends with high benefits.
Me:So I'm not you girlfriend but I'm doin things that would make me your girlfriend.
Regan:Exacltly baby.

by Some lit girl February 28, 2017

Cringe Benefits

Pleasure derived from watching YouTube videos or being around people considered "cringey."

I saw this stupid kid playing Call of Duty on YouTube and got some major cringe benefits from it.

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Ft Benefits

Where FT buddies just do stupid crap in front of each other. From games to questions. Sometimes pics/sexual text can be sent depending on the mood.

Now does this come with FT benefits?

by 315 Bro June 26, 2019

the benefits of being an asshole

A phrase born of the fact that Florida’s Governor, Ron DeFlatus, has suggested that the state’s educational curriculum include material on “the benefits of being a slave” so that whitefolk don’t wind up stewing in their own guilt over slaveholding ancestors, thereby garnering him some white votes since there are so many that would vote for such an asshole with this point of view.

The “anti-woke” Florida Governor knows that he can garner strong support from white supremacists by virtue of his ridiculous reinvention of history and this illustrates the benefits of being an asshole in this part of the country.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023

Friends with game benefits

Two or more people who become friends on a social networking website with the intention of sending gifts/becoming neighbors on online games.

In a message to another person: 'Hey, do you want to become friends with game benefits?'

by Mail W June 18, 2012