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The benefit of the doubt

by Purpstar615 December 29, 2022
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Munch with benefits

Munch with benefits: something that randy is not, often confused for the term munch.
randy: I am a Munch with benefits
us: no youre not thats not how it works.
by wandy candy November 10, 2022
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Benefit Barry

A lazy good for nothing, chav who's idea of smart dress is baseball caps, trakky bottoms, thick gold chains. The average Benefit Barry has no intention of working, claiming they have a bad back or they get dizzy spells. Instead they sponge from the state and relieve us, the tax payer, of all that hard earned cash just so they can get a free car, free house and the latest lacoste footwear from aunties catalogue which of course will never get repaid. They can usually be found walking up and down the Parade in Donnington waiting for the post office to open. Once they've withdrawn the lot they will sprint next door to the off licence for the days alcoholic fix, next is the chippy for a slap up dinner then finally the bookies with whatever they have left. If they win, it's on to the pub!
I've been in this post office queing for nearly an hour now. I just need my car tax. It's full of Benefit Barry's who don't have the intelligence to open a bank account or are blacklisted from them all.
by Roger red hat October 16, 2008
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friends with benefits

Friends that meet for sex as often as possible. They know little about what the other does when they are not together. Dont ask, dont tell. Meetings can be prearranged or last minute booty calls. Neither is willing or able to become more than a causal sex partner for whatever reason. It's all about the sex.
Two people meet. The attraction lead them into bed. They mutually agree to continue to meet occassionally for sex and just be friends with benefits.
by Joluca February 18, 2006
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friends with benefits

Two people who break up over complications of a serious relationship and decide to continue their relationship a step down, but not far enough as to have physical bounderies.
Mike and Jane were passionate for each other. Due to circumstances, they couldn't bear to be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore. But they still loved each other, and missed each other enough to be friends with benefits. In this way, they could still enjoy the comforts of intimacy but without strings attached.
by Bunny123 September 17, 2006
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friends with benefits

When men only want sex and don't want to commit to the woman they're having it with.
She's good enough to fuck, but not good enough to be my girlfriend. Therefore, we are friends with benefits.
by Jackie January 29, 2004
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friends with benefits

the cause of sexually transmitted diseases
guy :: yeah i'm friends with benefits with Suzie, Kate, and Jen. now i have chlamydia and i don't kno from who or who i gave it to.
guy2:: trueee..
by alsjdfklasjfd April 19, 2006
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