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A Mind Beating

The moment at which someone does something that is so obvious, and immediately denies it, when you KNOW they did it. Your mind immdiately is intensely frustrated, here causing you to have a "mind beating"
Johnny: "God, you're such a bitch sometimes."

Anna: "WTF, how am I a bitch?"

Johnny: "Uhh I didn't call you one?"

Anna: "WHAT THE HELL, yes you did!"

Johnny: "You're a fucking lunatic."

^ Anna is having a Mind Beating
by Anna! =) November 26, 2009
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Beating Clarification

When you jerk off and throw your cum in an uinsuspecting blind girl's face.
Guy 1: I want to the school for the blind and performed a beating clarification numerous times.

Guy 2: Let there be light!
by dirty fender May 31, 2010
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Beating on Asians

Hew spent the weekend at the snow, beating on Asians.
by Slopeface July 14, 2019
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House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
by RyKni October 31, 2012
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beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.
"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty
by fatty beating master January 14, 2008
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Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.
Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.
by P.S.F October 3, 2008
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Penis Beetling

The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.
One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.
by BcgrownJer September 12, 2011
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