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bearded canadian

A sex act in which a man dips his tool into a jar of Canadian maple syrup and smears it upon a person's face in a beard-like manner.
That bearded canadian that Dave gave me last night was really traumatizing.
by JPC254 August 14, 2006
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Beardcings

An extremely popular company known and recognized on many college campuses. They provide piercings for your beard. Started by four students from Juniata College.
Slogan: Beardcings; Piercings for your Beard
by warpikt September 3, 2009
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Beaded Minge

When you eat corn and give your girlfriend a Texas Hotpocket.
I gave my girlfriend a Beaded Minge last night. That shit was NASTY!!
by The Captain Was Here October 14, 2009
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Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
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Beard Manly

A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.
That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!
by Beard Manly March 1, 2010
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Beardalicious

Someone who is beardalicious usually has a delicious beard of epic and extremely manly proportions. Usually refers to men of the heavy metal variety.
'Omg, Kerry King is so beardalicious'
by Emma3107 July 19, 2012
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Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.
I have some serious beard goggles for him!
by namepersonface August 10, 2014
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