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Menses-battle

A lively and continuous change of emails, text messages or any form of instant messaging between two persons for the purpose of courtship and mating. Usually participants do not want to be the ones sending out the last message, out of pride and/or fear of having ruined it.
I met this guy on a party last Friday and we’re having this amazing menses-battle ever since I left. He’s awesome! I will definitely meet him again.
by Ghibs August 9, 2010
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battle royale

At the dawn of the new millennium, Japan is in a state of near-collapse. Unemployment is at an all-time high, and violence amongst the nation's youth is spiralling out of control. With school children boycotting their lessons and physically abusing their teachers, a beleagured and near-defeated government decides to introduce a radical new measure: the Battle Royale Act.

Overseen by a former teacher (Takeshi Kitano) and requiring that a randomly chosen school class be taken to a deserted island and forced to fight each other to the death, the Act dictates that only one pupil be allowed to survive the punishment. He or she will return, not as the victor, but as the ultimate proof of the lengths to which the government are prepared to go to curb the tide of juvenile disobediance.

Likened to Stanley Kubrick's 'A Clockwork Orange' by many critics, this explosive film shocked a nation with its violent portrayal of a society in ruins.
"Because of how this country is deteriorating, you will all participate in BATTLE ROYALE!"
by Shaun Munro January 20, 2004
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Double-Fisted Battle Axing

The act of fisting both the anus and vagina of your sexual partner and then swinging them around like a battle axe in order to hit or attack objects/people.
Did you hear about Shaun, he tried double-fisted battle axing his girlfriend and hit a crowd of preschoolers.
by Skee Daddy April 15, 2011
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Battle Hog

This is a term used to describe a buff she-man lesbian. Also known as a bull dyke or bush master. Often observed playing the game of softball.
You better look out for that Battle Hog, Joe, she might kick your ass and fuck you with a strap-on.
by willow January 31, 2005
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Babul

An Asian guy with massive cheeks, who is often late.
Sorry, didn't realise the time, I did a Babul
by GoHaveA.... May 28, 2011
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Batlord

Noun.

A Batlord is an evolved bat, it is like an ant queen. It can control all the other bats in it's pack. It uses its call of EEEEEEE to attract mates and other bats for its pack.

They are very fond of fruit, old victorian poetry, shakespearean drama and fine wine on the french riviera.

They are known to get very angry when confronted head on. You should only communicate with them by using their native call of EEEEE.
Jeff is a Batlord. EEEEE

I wonder when the Batlord will be down on the riviera.
by Jeff Batlord January 15, 2011
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battle of the bands

Unless the winner of each heat is judged on points, it is really a competition of how many friends each band brings on the night. It doesn't matter if your band is any good or not, it all depends on how many votes you get at the end of the night. Which, of course, depends on how many friends you bring to the gig.
Band #1: We have 100 friends and they are all coming to the battle of the bands gig.
Band #2: Well we have 102 friends, so we will win!
by sbridgwater April 15, 2006
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