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Clam Batter

The vaginal secretion of a woman during times of extreme arousal and sexual pleasure.
Sally was so turned on, she drenched me in clam batter
by CyanideStudios May 12, 2014
mugGet the Clam Battermug.

flu batter

The first load of cum you shoot after you've had the flu for two days.
Geof didn't kiss Heather but the flu batter he deposited in her got her sick anyway.
by Mr Crowley July 3, 2022
mugGet the flu battermug.

Batter cake

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone
oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake
by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019
mugGet the Batter cakemug.

Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.
My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.
by beerstudk February 8, 2010
mugGet the Batter Ragmug.

Battered Eskimo

An Eskimo female who's been covered in batter from a busted but.
The poor battered Eskimo is gonna be a shell of a human being if you keep taking her pussy. Not even a full shell, not even a half shell, really just a shattered mess.
by Solid Mantis August 27, 2018
mugGet the Battered Eskimomug.

cat batter

The mucous snotty material in the corner of your eye
Mane wipe that cat batter out his eye
by Yeahbe November 22, 2017
mugGet the cat battermug.

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.
You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009
mugGet the Battered Deermug.

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