bum bats

bits of shit and toilet paper that get stuck in bum hair following a visit to the shitter. Resembles bats hanging in caves.

Dang, I got a bunch of itchy bum bats hangin in my butt crack.

by JackSparrow24 February 13, 2008

batty boy (arse bandit, scrotum suka)

a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face

you going to suk cock, like batty boy

by geordie October 24, 2003

Battyfisher

A battyboy who "fishes" around the arsehole of his victim. Usually after a meal.

Holmsie decided that after his curry, he would go battyfishing. He was a world-class battyfisher

by MT2009 June 23, 2009

Follow Batty

One who intentionally imitates, or follows another person in a manner simply based on the fact that they beleive their image will be similar to the one they are imitating. Regardless of thier current status. The person who has copied is viewed as a pompous fool, often referred to as a batty. Hence, Follow Batty.

Person 1: Hey guy's i'm thinking about buying a truck.

Person 2: Oh wow, im going to buy a jeep now as well! Jeeps are so cool.

Person 3: Jeeps are for girls.

Person 2: Actually Jeeps are lame.

Person 1: (Directed at person 2) You just said yyou thought Jeeps were cool. Why you trying to be a follow batty, I was just saying i needed a truck for work. Get out

by aaha March 15, 2010

Low Bats

When a person's trousers and lowered and fasted around the buttocks or just below them. Usually common in rude boys and people who live in certain areas and estates. Originated from a prison where all black men had their belts taken off them because one black man strangled a white man with his belt, this caused their trousers to lower as thay walked. This was then taken up by people outside.

O my God bruv, look at that brers low bats.

by ReZa October 21, 2004

Batslavian Bear-Knuckle

When a fat chick sits on your fist with a thong on. The thong gets tangled in your paw creating a veritable web/nest. When you pull your fist out you make her dog dump on her chest and entwine the thong in the poop. The dog thinks the fat chick is the "bear" intruding on his territory so he attacks. Hopefully by this time you have untangled your paw and can nut in the beleagured fat chicks face, hark the reference to the Batslavian ice cream steam roller. The knuckle comes into the equation when you sprinkle pubes on her grill and punch her in the face. The pubes form a beard making her look like a bear you just fought.

"Big Betsy was trying to chill on my shipmate last night and I hit her with the Batslavian Bear-Knuckle which made her heart smile in jubilation...."

by Trondaddy December 5, 2007

Fatty Bo Batty

A large, marijuana, blunt that has taken the shape of a baseball bat.

If every one puts their weed together, we can roll a "Fatty Bo Batty"!!!

by Will C05 January 22, 2009