wank in a batman suit

This is a phrase which can be used to describe something as not worth doing, or useless.

For when you don't want to do something, as opposed to phrases such as "I'd rather Die" and "cba" "cbb"

Me: Want to go out later?
You: Nah, I'd Rather Wank in a Batman Suit

Me: That football player is crap!
You: He might as well Wank in a batman suit

by Craig MooGa June 2, 2008

batmaning

When one is driving at night, turns off their lights and says "Batman".This dangerous technique is used to evade enemies in pursuit. If possible, pull into a dark side alley to let them pass. This tactic is useful for evading police as well.

"Dude, they're tailing us. What we going to do?"

-turns off headlights-

"No worries man. I'm batmaning!"

by dangles November 1, 2012

Batman

Batman = Badass

"OMG That guy is Batman"

by the smartest person ever March 18, 2015

Batman

1. Normal ordinary man, originally the best super hero with no super powers, but can still fight crime and beat supervillians with just his fist and gadgets (i.e. shark repellant, suction boots etc.)

If a normal guy joined the justice league, Batman says, "He can't join, he doesn't have any super powers!!" Then superman would say to him, "Doesn't he Batman? Doesn't He? No Super Powers??"

by Joker June 17, 2003

Bethany

An intelligent,sexy,smart,notselfish,and trustworthy. person. They will give up anything that is everything for a person they loved. A bethany will try to make everything better when things are down.Bethany wouldn't mind if people loved her or hated her because if they hate her they can hate her butt she will try to still love that one person. Bethany will never let someone give up. They know that everyone has a desstiny and she will help them succeed. A Bethany is very loving, All those bethany try not to brag about anything. But they don't like to look down on themselves. Get to know one.

1)first person;Woah, that girl is so kool,
second person;She is such a bethany.

first;People call me a bethany
second;if you were a bethany you wouldn't brag. :O

by greenbeans;O April 3, 2009

Batmanhead

1. a condition that prevents a human from turning his or her head without turning the shoulders as well.
2. Michael Keaton's head in Tim Burton's Batman.

I pulled something in my neck while reaching for the Cheerios and I've had Batmanhead all day.

by dwarbi April 4, 2008

Bethany

A beautiful young girl with a perfect heart, she is usually shy but will always stand up for what is right whenever it is needed. When she loves someone, she means it. A Bethany is never one to break promises no matter how big they are. She will never give up no matter what happens. She is the perfect girl and any guy is lucky to have her. Too bad because she is already mine and I aint' letting go.

"You here about Bethany?"
"Yeah, the beautiful one?"
"Yeah that one! She's in love with this guy"
"I hear he really loves her too!"
"They are unbreakable!"

by McGrizzlyPanda October 1, 2012