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Bastard Cannon

In an online multiplayer video game when someone uses a rocket launcher or rifle mounted grenade launcher. Generally any weapon with a large kill radius and a low required skill. Fired at random.
Similar to a "noob-tube" but fired at random areas in the hope of easy kills rather than at players.
Argh, I ran out and got killed by the bastard cannon!
Bastard Cannon by Otarion October 21, 2008

Bastard Load 

James: My dog ate a bastard load of apples and now has really crook guts.

Cam: Fuck mate, your dog must be as fat as a seal.
Bastard Load by Towball April 29, 2009

Bastard-saurus 

A bastard of colossal proportions. An epicly bastardly bastard with bastard on top, with bastard-fuck filling and bastard sprinkles on top.

A bastardly fuckpile. A bastard sandwich.
"It is you, my friend, who is the bastard. In fact, you are a resolute bastard, a bastard-saurus, to be positively punctuative."

Bastard Magnet

An individual who seems to have a talent for involuntarily attracting the wrong kind of people.
Jim : "Jesus Ted, that's the fourth Girlfriend with a criminal record..."
Ted: "I know, I don't understand why I end up with them."
Jim: "Dude, I think you might be a Bastard Magnet."
Bastard Magnet by DakkalordG February 12, 2015

Bastard cunt

Two slang words put together in an awsome context, (bastard, one who is born whislst parents are still un-married,) (cunt a womens vagina, mmm my favorite!)
used together sometimes to maybe emphsise a point.
I didnt go out and get drunk last night, i went out and got pissed as a bastard cunt!
Bastard cunt by Darren.G October 7, 2006

bastard cock 

a driving expression used to release your frustations at unintelligent drivers. best is used while shaking your fist.
damned you, you bastard cock! *shake fist at ignorant driver here*
bastard cock by holly* June 15, 2003