We prayed for safety and good sportsmanship before we played church basketball, but that went out the window pretty fast.
by Linda Tidewater July 7, 2009
 Get the church basketballmug.
Get the church basketballmug. Can be defined as a shit so large and dry it hurts. So satisfying afterwards though, like putting the winning ball through an (extremely slack afterwards) hoop.
Andrew: Man, my ass hurts. I just did a basketball shit.
Me: Maybe you should eat less fibre... and keep quiet about it ¬¬
Me: Maybe you should eat less fibre... and keep quiet about it ¬¬
by Vi0let February 7, 2010
 Get the Basketball Shitmug.
Get the Basketball Shitmug. by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018
 Get the Mailbox basketballmug.
Get the Mailbox basketballmug. Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.
by patricko1999 March 4, 2017
 Get the basketball shortsmug.
Get the basketball shortsmug. by Slungsolow September 27, 2003
 Get the basketball headmug.
Get the basketball headmug. Basketball people
/ˈbɑ skɪtbɔ l ˈpi pl/noun
Often described as people that play basketball , or the type of people that chills around eating KFC ( Kentucky Fried Chicken) or watermelon. Typically known as "gangster", "public servants","ancient farming tools". Basketball people can be found playing basketball or at your local KFC. Often called Jamal or Tyrone
/ˈbɑ skɪtbɔ l ˈpi pl/noun
Often described as people that play basketball , or the type of people that chills around eating KFC ( Kentucky Fried Chicken) or watermelon. Typically known as "gangster", "public servants","ancient farming tools". Basketball people can be found playing basketball or at your local KFC. Often called Jamal or Tyrone
Jamal- "At night time I was invisible like a ghost and come from behind of people and scare them, my long height makes me more scarier as my knee grows at an extremely fast rate." I hate basketball people
Tyrone- " After dark I had the power to turn invisible but non-chocalate people always use a special word against me like "Nagger", "Watermelon muncher", Cool-Aid eater"
Tyrone- " After dark I had the power to turn invisible but non-chocalate people always use a special word against me like "Nagger", "Watermelon muncher", Cool-Aid eater"
by Daquavious the Third September 26, 2023
 Get the Basketball Peoplemug.
Get the Basketball Peoplemug. by lololololm April 19, 2019
 Get the basketball boysmug.
Get the basketball boysmug.