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Barbie Bandaids

A really awesome, classic lady. Very clumsy hence the bandaids...A ghetto barbie. part of the StayHood clan. One of a kind!
Watch out for em Barbie Bandaids they be takin em skate boards to secret skate
by Barbie Bandaids January 22, 2009
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band aid

Someone, usually a girl, used to make "boo-boo's" better, then thrown away and forgotten abt til something else comes along and they're needed again. And usually never get anything in return, or helped when needed.
<Friend 1> Your friend just broke up w/ me, can you talk to her for me?

<Friend 2> Yeah sure.
2 days later
<Friend 1> Hey, can I borrow some money?

<Friend 2> I'm sorry, I don't have anything on me...

<Friend 1> Whatever! Did you talk to your friend?

<Friend 3> She's such a band aid
by EB 2008 January 18, 2007
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Band-aid tan

The strip of white on your body (usually the finger) from where you left a band-aid on for a while (esp. while outside).
Her band-aid tan made her look like she had some sort of skin condition after she left her band-aid on during a day of tanning.
by SnKat August 5, 2012
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Semantic Band-Aid

All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.
Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.
by smASH ULMall June 8, 2009
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you bandwidth

Conversation between computer geeks interrupted by an interjection by a man from Hong Kong prompted one individual to proclaim "Yeah, yeah bandwidth." The foreign man interpreted this as "you bandwidth", and now it is used in place of any form of expletive or other undesireable word that one wishes. The two words are spoken like they are one.
"Dude, you just you bandwidthed all over my shoes!"

"I would appreciate it if you and your girlfriend didn't you bandwith on my bed when I'm not in the room."
by fhqwhgads September 27, 2004
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Box Office Band-Aid

An Actress (or sometimes an actor) who plays in a really shitty movie. The movie is a completely flop, or just isn't your type of movie, but she/he is so good looking, that it "makes everything better" and makes the two hours tolerable & maybe even enjoyable.

Occasionally, the movie will survive or even become popular JUST because of this Actress/Actor. (See Examples Below)
Megan Fox is pretty much a walking box office band-aid. The only reason Transformers made it big was because of her! And all her other movies, completely crap without her!

Although most people enjoyed Twilight, i didn't. But, i still watched it with my Girlfriend, because Ashley Greene & Kirsten Stewart were total box office band-aids to me.

"The Love Guru" Jessica Alba? Box Office Band-Aid
by stop_listen_to_my_werdd July 22, 2010
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Band-Aid

A hardcore follower of a band, commonly referred to as a groupie.
Band Member: Get these fucking Band-Aids away from me. If I wanted a crackwhore bitch, I'd go visit the sorostitutes at UW-Whitewater.
by Noah Steiner April 18, 2004
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