It doesen't answer questions, it just KNOWS things. Has visions in the canteen at lunchtime so teachers think she is having an epileptic fit.
Candy Necklace of Wrath: What's Michelle doing?
Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!
Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.
Glowystick of Friggin Peace: That's not Michelle, its the Balloon of Wisdom! And she's having a vision!
Candy Necklace of Wrath: Oh, ok.
by chestnutsumo85 February 25, 2009
Get the Balloon Of Wisdommug. 
A used condom thrown out of a car window in an urban street setting, often by a prostitute or a john. Useful as a term when you don't want to explain what a condom is to your small children.
by rs37917 April 14, 2009
Get the urban balloonmug. A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.
If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
Get the Balloon Fishmug. A cartoon balloon is a wildly expanding erection that occurs while watching cartoons featuring hot chicks.
Just watched Tangled, and the princess aired up my cartoon balloon!
Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!
Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!
Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection
Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead
Six is hot, but Blondie stretches my cartoon balloon to the max! It looks like a weenie dog with no legs!
Is it wrong to whale on a cartoon balloon in the theater? No way!
Synonyms include boner,chubby,hardon,woody,erection
Antonyms are limp,noodle,flaccid,weak,soft,dead
by Christopher Sneaking Bear July 11, 2011
Get the cartoon balloonmug. by Big D94 February 16, 2009
Get the Balloon Ridemug. A burlesque performance involving a dancer garbed in an outfit comprised of balloons. As the dance proceeds, audience members are invited to pop the balloons, eventually revealing the dancer's nudity
by Figleaf23 January 14, 2009
Get the balloon dancemug.