Social Blue Balls

The frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually "friend zone him". This condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his dick in her.

Any nice guy married to a complete bitch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue balls.

by furie27 August 17, 2010

cinematic blue balls

The result of watching a movie where the plot builds to the point of the viewer expecting an action sequence or climax of the movie to occur yet they are left in suspense for an extremely long period of time.

We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.

by thatboatguy December 20, 2009

Blue Balls Bailout

When a close friend has sex with someone - but only to cure their blue balls.

David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.

by Well, shit. January 18, 2018

Blue Balls Bitch

Term used for a women who biggest pleasure is to give blue balls to every man.
This behavior may be caused for revenge towards men, or just for the fun of it.

Dude!!! That girl left in the middle of the bj for the 4 time, she is such a Blue Balls Bitch

by thesorrow January 29, 2009

Blue ball surprise

An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.

Bro she was blowing me then all of a sudden gave me a blue ball surprise.

by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014

Feminist Blue Ball

1. When a female had plans on having a real relationship with a guy but then he turns out to be a misogynistic asshole so she then asks him to pick her up, him fully thinking they are going to have sex, but sends him to be wrong address. Also giving a final message that she is out of his league and he can suck it.

2. A woman destroys and blue balls an entitled, dumbfuck guy.

1. Girl: This guy sent me a pick of his needle dick, now he keeps being an asshole.
Friend of girl: tell him to pick you up at some random ass place and feminist blue ball him.

2. She is a feminist blue baller.

by Lilcorkatorque February 3, 2019

Banger Blue Balls

When you haven't been to you local party in a long ass time. You get more depressive and sober over time. Only cure: go to a banger.

Dude 1: Bruh, Anthony hasn't thrown a banger in so long.
Dude 2: I know dude, I'm starting to get banger blue balls.
Dude 1: Alright, we are hitting up a banger tonight.

by panfrio January 20, 2018