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Texas Jackhammer

A Sex Move In Which You Are Standing Up With Your Partner And You Hold Them Upside Down And Fuck Them In The Mouth. You Then Drop Them On Their Head As You Fall To Your Knees, You Pull You Dick Out Of Their Mouth And Jizz In Their Face As They Hit Their Head.

Usually Resulting In Death Or Mental Retardation.
Anthony: "I Can't Believe You Gave Nancy The Texas Jackhammer Last Week!"
Chad: "Yeah Dude, It Was Intense, i Didn't Mean Do Do It That Hard Though, It Annihilated Her."
Anthony: " Yeah Dude, She'll Never Be The Same, Well We Better Go Back To Her Funeral"
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Albuquerque jackhammer

A sexual when you stand a woman on her head and violently force your fist into the rectum of partner(s), then proceeding to enter to and fro until bleeding occurs. (suggested arm movement is at 5600 FPS*)

*FPS - Fists per second
Hello, bitch, please balance yourself on your head, so that I may pleasure you with an Albuquerque jackhammer.

Why sure. I'd love it. =) Let me grab a towel.
by AzZrApIsT June 23, 2011
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jackhammer

A term apparently used to describe a man of great wealth. This man is a beacon of sexual desire, especially from "gold diggers."
(This definition was derived from context clues of Snoop Doggs "Lay Low.")
"They call me Jackhammer for all the bread I got, but they call my Bill Clinton for all the head I got." -Master P.
by Mr. Togg April 27, 2006
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Jackhammer

When a girl is giving a handjob and starts to pound so hard you think your balls will go into your asshole.
She gave me the Jackhammer and I had blue balls for months.
by Rajalec October 14, 2004
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jackhammer

what you do is a cricket on 1 hand so the other hand behind your back or something and then bounce in a circle.
a jackhammer look impossible
by blazed December 9, 2004
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Puerto Rican Jackhammer

The act of dipping a small round rod into any variety of hot sauce and then quickly thrusting it in and out of a guys peehole.
Man1: "I'm down for some kinky shit, but when she suggested a puerto rican jackhammer i was out of there"

Man2: "Well can I get her phone number then?"
by XtheoneandonlyfattyX August 6, 2011
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Backwards Brazilian Jackhammer

When a girl puts on a strap on and fucks a man in the butt while she jacks him off at the same time.
by The Jachammer September 3, 2011
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