dont read urban dictionary where they dont allow you to actually post real insuots like the n word or these fruity urban baboons well block you
by RIOT1 KILL ALL JEWS December 19, 2020

by uramax_boy August 15, 2019

When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.
I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.
by BigDicktonaryBoi May 15, 2022

a guy(usually)whom tries to get the hottest girl in school or an individual who always acts like a total dipshit around girls
by zandasun October 6, 2015

A black baboon is a racial slur for the African American audience it’s another word for nigger the derogatory slur. This also applies to poor white individuals
by Big boi lover January 4, 2024

drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.
The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

After the sun has scorched your lower cheeks during an aggressive tanning session, drop your shorts and begin twerking and backing your red sunburnt behind up toward your partner.
Mary: *Feverishly twerking and howling*
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”
by Troll29 June 28, 2023
