Boiled Egg

Someone who smells like Guerren Bass (really bad).

You are a Boiled Egg!

by YaBoiDaddy November 06, 2018

Boiling Betsy

The act tying a women to a spit over a pot of boiling water and inserting a semi-melted dildo into her vagnal cavity

Slime Daddy just gave Rachel a boiling betsy and she's in the hospital for a month now.

by $lime $quad October 24, 2016

Boiled Owl

Slang term referring to women aged 65+. Generally used after
the "Silver Back" stage. So called due to the prominence of
wrinkles resembling an owl which has been boiled. Still doable.

So, the timeline is:

Cougar (40-50), Silver Back (50-65), Boiled Owl (65+)

I'd do her even though she's a boiled owl.

by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008

bag boil

A boil or zit on your scrotum

"Harry did you see Terry's bag boil?" "Yeah he should really pop that thing!"

by Chief Nessler September 10, 2007

lance a boil

to squeeze an obnoxious person out of your circle of friends or away from yourself

She's getting on my nerves. I'm going to "lance a boil."
He's is an attention-seeker. It's time to "lance a boil."
You're making me want to "lance a boil."

by 22611 July 25, 2006

Boiling Noodles

The term used to describe the act of urinating in the midst of extreme dehydration. The strong odor that emanates from the toilet bowl is tantamount to the smell of hot starchy pasta water.

After walking 11 miles home in the NYC Blackout of August 2003, my boyfriend was boiling noodles in the dark.

by yummyza December 31, 2006

boil a lobster

Accomplishing two things by doing one.

Similar to "killing two birds with one stone."

Let's boil a lobster and buy some snacks when we stop for gas.

by Akerman88 April 21, 2011