When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.
Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.
1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"
2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"
by Cap'n Crimson July 06, 2015
When you put Prego sauce on your dick then put noodles in her mouth then she sucks your dick off the best part about it is your nuts are the meatballs.
by phuck dick October 29, 2014
Blowjob alley refers to the back row of a movie theater out of sight, out of sound, perfect for giving and receiving head from significant other.
“Hey Colin I saw you at Toy Story 4 last night sitting up in blowjob alley”
“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”
“Ya I blew my load when Buzz Lightyear came on screen”
by Daddy long legs whoa baby July 29, 2019
When you pay a hooker to give you a blowjob and she pulls your pants and underwear down around your ankles. She then runs off with your money. You chase after her confused and waddling.
by Yostiemonster2 August 18, 2010
A man or woman with ears that stick out enough to make a nice handle to hold on to while getting a blowjob.
Remember my friend Jorge? He has blowjob ears. I just grab a hold of them and put my dick in his mouth.
by Dimples928 March 07, 2016
I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the 1st time last night... And I thought I wouldn't like it but now I wanna suck so bad. I think I have blowjob sydrome
by Rxanaa November 04, 2009
When a sexy bitch slams your bedroom door open, and then blows, licks, or sucks on your sweet sweet area until happiness and butterflies take over the orgasm
by AnimeDefinitions July 01, 2015