bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Bloke

A word, usually said in a British accent, to describe a, usually male, person

Look at that bloke over there!

by Human-ish January 19, 2023

Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 05, 2024

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 04, 2019

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

different strokes for different blokes

Different strokes for different blokes means there's more than one way to jerk off a dick

Linda* "I jerked off Tommy for a whole hour and still couldn't make him sling yogurt out his one eyed purple monster"

Trudith* "Well did you try jerking him off stalefish?"

Linda* "What do you mean? I didn't know there's more than one jerk of style"

Trudith* "Yeah, you know, Different strokes for different blokes"

by RatDogPig April 27, 2024

Bloke Smoking

The act of giving Oral sex to a man, most likely implying prostitution.

-That woman over there is probably a Bloke Smoker.
- she loves Bloke Smoking

by YEETUSMYFEETUSBITCH December 18, 2022