Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022

Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022

hollys blokes

A girl who is easy and has loads of men and dramas it like an episode of Hollyoaks , she just loves cock and is extremely wild . Hence Hollys blokes

That girl has had so much dick and drama it’s like watching Hollys blokes

by AnyholeHolly September 19, 2021

bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

a real bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.

*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏

by acrows January 10, 2025

Smoking bloke

The act of slobbering over a gentleman's hard chap aka a bj

The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette

Hey, have you seen scott and Dave?

Nope, probably smoking bloke in those public toilets again

by Friskylongthegiganticshclong August 6, 2025