Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.

Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke

by BShields90 March 27, 2022

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke

"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"

by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020

thems the blokes

Another way to say, “it is what it is”

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes”

by Indicuhh December 8, 2023

Bloke

Maniacal Rightwing anti-woke type, typically but not exclusively male

That guy is so bloke, he can go from praising bacon to blaming trans rights for muslim immigration in a second

by Caponeinthesky August 5, 2022

Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.

*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏

by acrows January 10, 2025

bloke

someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke

by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017