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Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.
Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
by BShields90 March 27, 2022
mugGet the Mess of a blokemug.

shit bloke

If you sleep with your mates missus, you're probably a shit bloke
"Ay how scummy is Kav?"
"Yeah, he's a shit bloke"
by DefNotJenkinsHaha September 9, 2020
mugGet the shit blokemug.

thems the blokes

“Wow I’m really upset that i didn’t win the raffle “
“Thems the blokes
by Indicuhh December 8, 2023
mugGet the thems the blokesmug.

Bloke

Maniacal Rightwing anti-woke type, typically but not exclusively male
That guy is so bloke, he can go from praising bacon to blaming trans rights for muslim immigration in a second
by Caponeinthesky August 5, 2022
mugGet the Blokemug.

Bloke Florence

A bloke(man) that has a deformed face, with a clean boosie fade or low taper fade.
*Person 1 looking at another person that has facial deformity with a clean boosie fade*

Person 1: This ain't bloke florence😭🙏
by acrows January 10, 2025
mugGet the Bloke Florencemug.

bloke

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
mugGet the blokemug.

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